Avon Lady Calling

I am now a sleazy slimey sales woman and I will freely admit that I will be whoring myself out all over the internets. What am I talking about? This:

Order your AVON products from me. I command you. No, not really. But, if I can get all preachy for a minute: the products are great and the prices are even better. And I am your customer service rep so you know it's the bomb-diggity.

Here is where you can order online: http://www.youravon.com/susanelwell

I will try not to get too up in your face all the time about it. Promise. Times are tough, yo. We aren't getting raises this year and you all know I've been struggling financially so this is my solution to that.

Any questions, feel free to ask.

Oh, and every Monday I will be featuring a new product, how great is that? Oh, it's not? Well, at least you will get an extra post out of me.

Ok, now go order!